In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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