the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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