Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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