i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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