If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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