pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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