So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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