try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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