this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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