called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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