She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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