I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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