You really coming over, don't trick.
you will always have a special place in my vag
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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