last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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