If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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