Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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