and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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