So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
