Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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