He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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