Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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