Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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