is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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