things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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