So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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