just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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