Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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