Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
nutella sex= disaster
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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