I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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