I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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