U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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