Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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