Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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