I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
im on a boat
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