She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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