If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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