Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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