In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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