im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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