I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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