have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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