I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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