I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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