are you so shy because you have an std?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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