i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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