We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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