Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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