Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize