I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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