I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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