you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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