At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Pooping to opera.
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