There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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